Amir's Baju Melayu Teluk Belanga...

 

Amir's "Baju Melayu". Almost done... Need to sew the colar only.

The "Baju Melayu" I sew...

 

Almost done...

Dear Niz,

THINKING OUT OF THE BOX

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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!


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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.


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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one)


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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand.


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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.


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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.


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Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.


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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Lunch and Dinner.


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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.


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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid


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ONE EXTRA SHOT


Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.


Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."


"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.


"What comes first, Day or Night?"


The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"


"How" the interviewer asked,


"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"


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If I Ain't Got You - Alicia Keys

Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what's within
I've been there before
But that life's a bore
So full of the superficial

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you

Some people search for a fountain
Promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that's the only way to prove you love them

And in a world on a silver platter
And wondering what it means
No one to share, no one who truly cares for me

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you

Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you

If I ain't got you with me baby
Nothing in this whole wide world don't mean a thing
If I ain't got you with me baby